Dreams and Beyond and Politicians

I awoke this morning from a interesting dream, during the night. The dream is either so amazing or absurd that I can't help myself and here I go again. I'm going to write about my dream... I dreamt that America’s super action hero and governor Arnold Schwarzenegger had became the president and his vice president was no other then ex-governor the sometimes zany Sarah Palin. She said to the president setting next to her, “Mr. President…Mr. President.” There was no responds as Arnold looked at the window on the aircraft they both were aboard flying to Asia. The vice president cleared her throat and said, “I recently read a report that said a study of thousands of men and women conducted over a period of like 25 years that showed a direct relationship between meat consumption and increased mortality rates…” taking breather she continued, “shorter life spans.” By now she had his full attention… “I was just wondering do you still have those very big thick hamburgers.” He stopped staring out of Air Force One’s window. It was totally ridiculous. And besides his stomach was upset from the hamburger he just polished off. Since the plane ferrying the president and sometimes wacky vice president to Asia passed over southern Alaska. "I can see Russia from my house!" she exclaims seeing that they were flying over Anchorage. America’s super action star turned to her and then said, "Looking everywhere but can't see Russia from here.” Suddenly the flight attendant came up to the pissed off president and the smiling vice president and said, “Tea anyone?”

Is there any way we can call off the election??

My image of my banker

Somedays I try to imagine people on the other end of the phone. Pictured here is my banker.
In my dreams!

Prince Charles can be even more funny than he is…

This caricature of Prince Charles can prove it…

Professional helmet

This guy has a very professional helmet…He was very creative when he made it…It is simply hilarious…

Funny Fart

The fossils of three new species of dinosaurs have been discovered in Australia. According to Reuters, the remains of the two plant-eating dinosaurs and one carnivore were found in Queensland and date back 98 million years. "Australia is one of the great untapped resources in our current understanding of life from the Age of Dinosaurs. The discoveries...will definitely reinvigorate interest in the hitherto tantalizingly incomplete, but globally significant record from this continent," paleontologist Ben Kear said.

Playboy in Afghanistan

Afghanistan playboy

Only in the Subway

Real girls' calendar

It is nice and sexy to see a calendar with real girls inside it… The dream of many man, of course….

Foxes Jumping on a Trampoline

The most stupid hat ever

A hot bookseller